Monthly Archives: August 2008

Ether for You’s and Michelle’s Synthetic Speech

Ether. “I have found that at Princeton, no matter how liberal and open-minded some of my white professors and classmates try to be toward me, I sometimes feel like a visitor on campus; as if I really don’t belong. Regardless … Continue reading

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Ether for Anyone Other than Hillary Clinton as Vice President

Ether. Prepare for one of those short, bullshit soap box joints that I hate. Something nice is cooking.  Some of you have made the plea for Obama picking Mean Joe Biden, a tough-nosed hawk, for VP. Others have made the … Continue reading

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Ether for Knocking Obama’s Hustle — (rewinnnnnd)

A lot of pundits see Obama on the ropes right now. They see his moves to the center, his so-called flip-flopping, the statistical “dead heat” as the beginning of the end. I had to revisit this piece to remember that … Continue reading

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Ether for Shameless Niggas Who Want “THEIR” money and Popeyes Chicken — A Parody of Parody

Ether. When nothing in the world makes sense, blame George Bush, the de facto recession and that A Milli beat… I know a Nigga who wants her money. This Nigga is after me. Last Sunday morning, I was sitting in … Continue reading

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Ether for John McWhorter and Bird Chestesses — Revised

Ether. So who would have guessed that John Edwards is ho-ish and that Pineapple Express did more to make a Nigga thankful he’s not white and doesn’t smoke weed than anything I’ve ever experienced?  Let’s pause for a second … … Continue reading

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Ether for Johnny Shoat Arms and The Race Card

Ether. My Dearest Johnny “Shoat Arms” McCain, I come in peace. You are repping the shoat armed men of America inspirationally well. I assumed that the best a shoat armed man could hope for was George Bush, but ol’ W. … Continue reading

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