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Essays and fiction that explore popular culture and politics.

Archive for October, 2008


Ether for FOX News and Young Fat Black Men

Thursday, October 30th, 2008
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Ether. 1. An old, bonafied man worked the grounds of Millsaps College, one of my undergraduate institutions. The skinny joker drove around campus in a broke-down blue and white pick-up; I think he called it Pony. Afro-sheen as his witness, Cowboy had the shiniest, salt and pepper handle-barred mustache you’ve ever seen.  Besides being one [...]

Ether for My Dumb Black Ass

Sunday, October 26th, 2008
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Ether. I got a really thoughtful note from a young woman/mother/lawyer/wife/friend who reads Cold Drank. I’m hardheaded so it takes me a while to accept my blind spots. This note did it for me.  Hi Kiese. I read your note on suicide. When I read your thoughts on suicide, I was reminded of an experience [...]

Ether for the last 8 years.

Friday, October 24th, 2008
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Yeah, Wassup then and Wassup now? And what we gon’ do about it? Ether.

Reasonable Doubt, President Obama, White Anger and Us — Ether

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008
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  1. Ether. “I’m not wearing anything with Obama on it,” Mama tells me over the phone tonight, “and you shouldn’t either, Kie, definitely not when you drive down here for Christmas.” This is that rare time in my life where Mama seems as invested in her physical well-being as she is in mine. “I [...]

Ether (featuring Anger, Katt Williams and Switches) — The Prequel

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008
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Ether. -1. Two nights ago, Bill O’Reilly invited me into the No-Spin zone. Bill and I tossed it up about OJ, Rush Limbaugh’s fat foolish desperation, manipulative senior professors, black anger, an Obama victory and racial backlash. After telling Bill to ease up and take his angry muscle shirt off, I went to the bathroom [...]

Ether for Bill Maher’s Lack of Faith in White Jesus

Sunday, October 5th, 2008
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Ether. I, like you, am a hater. And I, like a few(?) black women, love Bill Maher. Maher has a new movie called “Religulous” where he challenges the validity of faith, God and organized religion. Now, I’m not one to push my faith or set of beliefs on anyone, but sometimes you gotta give advice [...]